Chapter 1: Sunny Weather
Imagine In a world where flowers hold magic, and Potatoes have faces. Yup it's real, It's called Botania. It's a TECH mod you see, What's a Magic mod?
Now, Imagine this; 16 of those Tiny Potatoes With faces dance around a Larger Potato with a face atop a Magical Altar
that holds great power to carve Runes into Livingrock Tablets.
Hard to imagine Hmm? Here's a Thing.
Now, the Larger Potato was In fact a King! Mr. Tiny Potato: King of The Spuds! He lived on a block of Terasteel.
Yep, he lived on a block, with everything else around him. Tiny Potato loved Murder and Sacrifice,
but one fateful day a young Girl came up to the king.
Her name was Teru Teru Bozu. and she had absolutely had it up to Here with Tiny Potato's Bullshoot
She Went up to Tiny Potato, and asked him to stop with his Madness. "No." King potato Said
"Please Tiny Potato, Teru begged, "I've lost most of my Family From your Silly Behavior, I Cannot Bear anymore."
"HOW DARE YOU!" (THE) Tiny Potato Boomed, "It's MISTER tiny potato!" Teru was Taken Aback. This was a Different Reaction than he usually makes. "Guards. GUARDS!" Beckoned Mister Tiny Potato, "Seize her! TAKE HER TO THE POOL!" at once two small Men made of Livingwood came from behind his "throne" and Dragged her away along the Rainbow coloured Bridge of the Bifrost. looking at the glassy Bridge Reminded her of daytime and sunshine, until she thought that this is her last.
Hung up high by a Chain, Teru was Slowly lowering into a large tub of a Blue Energetic Substance.
Surrounded by Hundreds of evil Tiny Potatoes. They Yelled, and Screamed, and spat at her. and as she was falling she thought of Sunshine on her face for the last time.
As she was nearing the magic stuff, The Potatoes would not cease Their Chants;
DUNK HER!
DO IT!
SPLOOSH THE THING!
DUNK 'ER!
YOU SHOULD'VE KEPT YER MOUTH SHUT!
DUNK HER!
DIP THE WOMAN!
DUNK HER!
D U N K H E R!
(I'm not really in the mood for zalgo Text so this is all you get)
And she was Dunked like a Biscotti. I'm not gonna Show you a Picture of it (for 18+ Reasons)
but the worst part is her friend Wither sat down watching it happen, Thinking it would be some Poor Bloke. And it was. all he could do was just watch, too shocked to look away. completely Broken by what had happened. all He could do was smile, He was forced, He had to. (Poor Thing)
The Guardian of Gaia was Kinda Peekin' around the corner, and saw the WHOLE. THING. They thought it was
too much, even for them. They Said, "**** *** *** *** *** **? * **** ***** **** **** ** ******** ** ***
** 7,023 ***** ** ****** *** ****** **** ** *** *****! *** *** 9 ****** ***** ***, **** ******! ***** *** *** **** *** **** **** *** *** **** ** **** **** ****."
And the King Tiny Potato was left on his "Throne" probably thinking about how he loves being an Evil King!
